When you're two...

...you can run around in underwear and sunglasses.

 ...you look WAY too big in your boxer briefs(yes, HE'S potty trained, for the most part).

 ...you are way too cool...

                                                                    ...to be awake.

...you are waiting for a haircut like any other person out there.

                                           ...you are getting used to this whole "sharing" thing.

...you are the best big brother.

...the only girl you care about is Mom.